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Mercenary81

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Mercenary81

Age/Gender: 13, Male
Location: Texas
Job: Student

Welcome to my profile. Leave your clothes at the door.

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Sign-Up Date:
7/20/07

Level: 10
Aura: Light

Rank: Town Watch
Blams: 41
Saves: 108
Rank #: 39,256

Whistle Status: Garbage

Exp. Points: 930 / 1,110
Exp. Rank #: 30,982
Voting Pow.: 5.19 votes

BBS Posts: 665 (1.89 per day)
Flash Reviews: 34
Music Reviews: 5
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 0

Mercenary81

Hooka

Posted by Mercenary81 Jun. 16, 2008 @ 8:39 PM EDT

I smoked Hooka last night.
And the night before.

Best nights ever.

It doesn't sting your throat like pot, and you don't really get high. Just 'lightheaded' as my cousin says. Apparently Muslims gave us this wonderful device, I thank them now.

Unfortunately Im going back to Texas tomorrow. In case you didn't know, we don't have many muslims in Texas. Im going cold turkey, without my own consent

Updated: 07/04/08 11:44 PM 9 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
Mercenary81

To my adoring fans~

Posted by Mercenary81 Jun. 7, 2008 @ 6:02 PM EDT

My adoring fans, i hope you understand.
I will be unable to access the internet until the seventeenth.

No! Please don't cry! This hurts me more then it hurts you! We will be together again eventually. All you have until then is my picture.

Unless your to much of a faggot too own my picture.
Then you'll have nothing to remember me by

Updated: 07/04/08 11:03 PM 14 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
Mercenary81

Happy Birthday

Posted by Mercenary81 May. 5, 2008 @ 1:00 AM EDT

Todays my birthday. Pure awesomeness correct??
Unfortunately, i didn't get a guitar so i'll have to actually use my own money as originally planned.

EDIT: In fact. I didn't get a damned thing from anyone in my family. >:(

Im not gay Dools, sorry.
I still love you though. :3

Updated: 05/28/08 6:53 PM 15 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!